I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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