my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I didn't notice because vodka
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i've created a new STD.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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