it wasn't lemon gatorade
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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