Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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