Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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