He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
