Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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