Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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