Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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