I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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