Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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