What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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