On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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