this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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