do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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