How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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