My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Please, let me fuck your mom
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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