Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I am naked and annoyed.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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