dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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