omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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