Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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