He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
time to smoke my breakfast
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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