So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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