Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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