hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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