I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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