i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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