I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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