No, you can still breathe under the balls.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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