we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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