Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
