Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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