So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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