watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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