So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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