I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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