We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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