I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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