Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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