im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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