It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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