I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Be still, my beating vagina.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
