Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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