i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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