fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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