Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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