I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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