and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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