Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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