I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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