thus making me awesome and them whores
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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